How It Is- Top Ten Most Awkward Moments of (My) Every Day Life

Everyone has those moments where, if they could, they would turn back the clock and undo whatever it is that they've just done.

Unfortunately, no person, nor clock, has the ability to do such a thing.

 (Although I hear that Fossil is working on it with their watches...)

This being said, I wanted to take a moment to visit the top ten most Awkward/Humorous/Unfortunate moments that life could possibly throw at you. (Not that any of these have ever happened to me... Especially not each and every one of them... *shifty glance*

Why would I share these with you? 

Because, hopefully, it will make you feel a little better about yourself after hearing what disastrous things OTHER people go through.... right? No? Well Okay...

ANYHOODLE, here goes:

The Top Ten Most Awkward Moments of (my) Every Day Life

1. When you go to a friends house, and they have no toilet paper OR soap, meaning:

A) They obviously use neither of these, and

B) You know that they'll know YOU didn't use either of these

2. When you're listening to your guilty pleasure/slightly embarrassing favorite music some place public (I.E. a coffee shop, or a book store) and half way through your fourth time listening to the same song, you realize your headphones were never plugged into your laptop... and everyone around you has heard The Spice Girls four times, too.

3. When you laugh, and make fun of  your friend's misspelled Henna tattoo... only to realize that it isn't Henna after all...and now they're super pissed.

4. When you run into a your male professor in the feminine hygiene isle at Walmart, and you're almost positive he's single, with no daughters. (So what's with the pack of panties in his basket?)

5. When you stay at a friend's house for the weekend, and somehow your laundry gets mixed with his... and his mother finds it... (I'm almost positive she doesn't believe 'It's not like that.')

6. When you go to visit your parents for the holidays, and the guy who asked you to the movies in tenth grade asks you out again... as he's going door to door posting his mandatory Sex Offender registry around the neighborhood.

8. When the only weddings you're asked to be a part of are the ones that involve:
A) minors running away together but they need your signature.
B) two drunken exes headed to the court house, and they need a witness.
C) a boyfriend proposing to you because you're breaking up with him.
D) your grandmother and her sixth husband, who bullied you in high school after you tutored him through algebra.

9. When you see a really hot guy across the room, and consider going to chat with him...until you remember you're at a family reunion... and now you need to spoon your eyes out.

10. When you're in the library looking up clothing styles for a project, and the next thing you know, Google has decided that you should see something COMPLETELY different, complete with the sound effects... right as the librarian walks by...

Because Life wouldn't be life without the added suspense of possible humiliation.
Because everyone needs a little Posh Spice pick-me-up in their day.
Because tattoo artists should seriously start spell checking/ sobriety testing.

Because that's just How It Is