2. We can wear t-shirts as dresses.
3. When we drop things, we don't have to bend so far to pick them up.
4. Baseballs, tennis balls, comets, bullets, birds, and various other flying objects soar over our heads, avoiding collisions.
5. We can wear tall heels without looking like skyscrapers.
6. When we get pulled over for speeding, all we have to claim is that we couldn't see the speedometer.
7. We get to be in the front row of ever group photo.
8. We get to be in the front row of every choir showcase.
9. We get to be in the front row of pretty much everything except movie theaters and major concerts.
10. We can drink as much caffeine as we want, because the "stunting your growth" side effect wouldn't really effect us (even if it WERE true...)
Because restaurants can't prove you aren't 12 and Under.
Because you never know when random debris could come hurtling at you, mercilessly.
Because who doesn't want an espresso every once in a while... or twice in a while... or three times in a while?
Because that's just How It Is
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