1. Blogging only distracts from the important things in life. (studies, chores, Toddlers&Tiaras... etc.)
2. Blogging is for people who enjoy LAME things, like basket weaving, pillow making, or collecting little ducks made out of soap... (because that's just LAME...)
3. Blogging time should be replaced with activities that might actually BENEFIT your life, like going to the Gym, dancing, eating cookie dough by the spoonfuls while watching the aforementioned Toddlers&Tiaras... etc.)
4. Blogs are always covered in so many LAME pictures, you can hardly pay attention to the actual written WORDS. (Things like SUNSETS, and HEARTS, and KITTENS...)
Wasn't that SO LAME? Yeah, I thought so too...
5. Blogs are just lame opinions. None of them are ever right. Ever. Never. Not a single time has a blog ever been right. So if they try to give you advice, don't even THINK about listening to it. Because it's wrong.
6. Bloggers who aren't creative enough to come up with original ideas just make up lists. What's so special about THAT? Nothing, that's what...
7. Bloggers are usually tweens who aren't even supposed to have a facebook account, let alone access to public forums.
OMG I LUV JUSTIN BIEBER LOL SHUT UR MOUTH HATERZ YOU SO JELLY THAT HE AIN'T WITH YOU NASTY!!!1! LOL! <3 <3 <3
8. Bloggers cn't spell werth acrap.
9. Bloggers are always deficient in Vitamin D. Go outside, ya LAME-0. Get some sunlight before you start looking like Edward... unless that's what you're aiming for... in which case you're headed in the right direction...
1o. Blogging is for people like me. That alone should be lame enough to make you run for your life.
Because Blogging is useless, nobody reads them anymore.
Because Blogging is the new gossip train. It's disgusting... unless it's really good info, like how I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian is preggers.
Because Blogging is just LAME.
Because that's just How It Is.
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