2. It gives me the munchies. HARD CORE.
3. It makes my heart pound to a beat that resembles "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj.
4. It makes me forget things I've already said, thus repeating myself without knowing it.
5. Instead of high-energy, it makes me ULTRA concentrated, so instead of reading assigned chapters, I focus on the fact that blinking is a very complex instinct...when you really think about it... it's so strange...
6. It's easily addictive, so you find yourself craving it every day... sometimes more than once.... Mostly more than once.... Okay, ALWAYS more than once.
7. It gives me "The Hangover"-esque blackouts. (Like that time I woke up in the school fountain with a bowl of acorns, a temporary tattoo of the Chancellor dressed like Charlie Chaplain, and a sweater that read "Once An Oakie, Always an Oakie". I still have no idea what an Oakie is.)
8. It makes me feel like I have to run EVERYWHERE. (from the library to class, from the cafeteria to my apartment, from the police station to the border...)
9. It makes me forget things I've already said, thus repeating myself without knowing it.
10. It's just SO. DARN. GOOD.
Because the Good things are always the worst for you.
Because nothing tastes better than a bag of Cheetos after an iced Latte.
Because I miss Starbucks THAT much.
Because that's just How It Is.
This cracked me up: 5. Instead of high-energy, it makes me ULTRA concentrated, so instead of reading assigned chapters, I focus on the fact that blinking is a very complex instinct...when you really think about it... it's so strange...
ReplyDeleteYou good, Jr. Jr. You good.