How It Is- Is It Normal When...

I yell things like "AWWW SNAP!" and "AH NAW SHE DIH-INT!" out loud while I'm watching Maury... alone... In my pajamas...

I eat the chocolate from around the peanuts in peanut m&m's, then stack the peanuts and eat them last.

I can't spell "Bananas" without singing the Gwen Stefani song to myself. (Including while I typed this sentence.)

I can't remember the last time I drank water without some sort of flavor shot, or powder mix stirred up in it.

iTunes trumps Groceries most every week...

I stay awake until 2am watching documentaries about ancient Chinese Concubines...

I hold my breath when the telephone rings because I'm afraid the tele-marketer will hear me, and know I'm home.

I put classic movies on ,and hold voice-over parties with my older brother (you'll never watch Star Wars or Jurassic Park the same way again...)

I laugh really hard every time CNN's headlines read something along the lines of "Weiner Pictures Released", "Weiner Exposed", and "Weiner Faces Hard Times". (I know I'm supposed to be a mature adult, but COME ON.)

I'm STILL secretly begrudged against my mother for not naming me Pocahontas.

Because you totally just sang that song to yourself just then.
Because plain water can be plain boring... the heck with health concerns.
Because maybe Oscar Meyer will consider an endorsement deal.

Because that's just How It Is.